you’re too tall to fit in the photo, so you have to yank your face down
but it’s a lovely day for tea, ah-ah-ah!
oh, and here’s what this looks like on a night-vision wildlife camera. not that I ran through my neighbor’s yard at midnight or anything
p.s.: i made sure to check the live feed before venturing out, to make sure i wouldn’t be sharing the stage with non-extinct species
p.p.s.: turns out the costume creates a good amount of drag when trying to run full-tilt down the street, reached warp speed and almost got knocked backward. would have been a soft-ish landing, tho’.